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The Babes of Amargosa Hills
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Annie
This is my former girlfriend. Folks called her "Annie Rexic" cause she never ate much, I really liked her a lot because she was a cheap date and she didn't wear much on account she liked showing off her petite little body. Last year in Laughlin she got on back of some guy's bike an I never saw her again, she's probably someone else's old lady now.
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Zookie
Zookie is Jim's high school sweetheart and they're still together. She lives one row over from us, and when we was younger we all three of us used to play Dungeons and Dragons together. She and her room mate still play it today though, but me and Jim stopped.
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Zora
Zora's pretty cool, she helps me out with computer stuff (she works at the local Gateway store) and she's a real party animal, she can drink a 12 pack in about two minutes flat, and she can belch really loud like a fire breathing dragon too. She is Zookie's friend and lives with her in the same trailer. I dig Zora cause she's cute and really likes riding my bike with me. I really hope she's gonna be my next girlfriend (Zora, I hope you're reading this cause I like you alot).
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Chablis & Chianti
Chablis and Chianti are Dale & Shampaigne's daughters, like their mom they were named after wines but their names are spelled right. They had this picture taken when they were in California.
They go everywhere together and do everything together. They're pretty cute but damn they got really big butts for their size. I mean they got fat girl butts but they ain't fat. If you can get them to stand still at a party, you can place your beer bottles on their butts like it's a shelf.
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Ms. Tisdale
Bovina Tisdale is a nurse down at the local clinic, but we all call her Miss Tisdale. She provides other special services in her trailer two rows over from me. She doesn't charge for guys on their 18th birthdays. She's kinda cute, especially in her nurse outfit, and she has some really big knockers. Her butt is really big too, and her thighs are each wider than my waist, but she still has lots of skills besides nursing.
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Jolene
Jolene is my best friend Jim's sister. When we was younger I had a crush on her, a typical "girl next door" thing. We even went to a school dance together once the year before I dropped out. She's a real snob now, she's always calling us losers. She is going to UNLV or UNR next year I don't remember which, she just seems to think that she's better than the rest of us because of that.
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Aunt Louise
Aunt Louise is my mom's sister and she's always hitting on me, she keeps trying to convince me that it's okay because her and my mom have different fathers so it wouldn't be incest. I don't mind a big girl but she's a bit much for me. She takes care of the swimming pool at the rec trailer and macks on all the other guys too while she's there.
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Amber
Amber is the niece of either Merl or Earl, I can't remember which. She lives in the jacuzzi bedroom but when the boys have company she comes over and hangs out with us until they're gone. She wants to be my girlfriend but she's really scared of motorcycles so I don't think it would work out too good.
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Daisie
Daisie's a waitress from the bar & restaraunt down the road. She also serves up cocktails at receptions that are held at the rec trailer.
Daisie drives a white Jeep that she calls "Duke" and when she isn't working she wears some really short cut off shorts and a button down shirt that she doesn't button, instead she ties it up right at the midriff.
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Darlene
Darlene lives over in Degenerate Row. I don't know why mom stuck her over there, I mean she looks okay to me. She has lots of neat tattoos all over her body. I think mom says she takes too many drugs, I don't know anything about that but she always seems tired. Once she asked if she could ride my bike with me and she passed out just as she was getting on, so I had to leave her right there in her front yard.
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Krissie
Krissie (her real name is Christina but she wants to be called Krissie now) used to be famous too, she starred on one of Fox's sit coms back in the 1980's and early 90's. She used to drink a lot, then she quit and started drugs, quit that and she moved here. Now her vice is food, specially bologna sandwiches with lotsa mayonaise.
I have her autograph on a photo she gave me of when she was a star, she looked really hot back in her prime.
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Tabitha
Mistress Tabitha resides on Row 4, lot #80 to be precise. Mom stuck her all the way in the back corner because there's always so much racket coming from her trailer. She also provides some special services, but not the same kind that Ms. Tisdale does. Same concept but different delivery from what I understand. I hear that she's a real freak, Billy Bob #2 and Dale told me a few things about her. Billy Bob #2 has a nice ol lady so I don't know why he goes to Tabby's place, but with Dale I can understand why, his old lady is a real heifer (that's "cow" to you city folk)
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Bertha Mae
Bertha Mae is a part time nurse at the same clinic that Ms. Tisdale works at, but she also works at the medical trailer here at Amargosa Hills too. She also offers extra services but doesn't charge extra.
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Elvis' Back up Singers
Shampaigne, Spud, and Rosie sing back up for Elvis when he performs in the rec trailer. They always dress up real sexy when they perform on stage, and everyone seems to like it except when their old ladies are around.
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