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Me back in high skool on my first motorcycle
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Welcome to my Web Page!
This site is about me an all my buds an neighbors. We live in a small town called Scotty's Junction in Nevada, north of Las Vegas and west of the Nevada Test Site where they blew up a bunch of atom bombs. Now the guvment wants to store nuclear waste in Yucca Mountain, also nearby. They say it won't hurt us, but I think they're lying. On the other hand, our ancestors have been exposed to all the fall out from the above ground bomb blasts and we probly already inherited all that toxic stuff in our systems so maybe they ain't lying when they say it won't hurt us.
Anyways my mom owns the Amargosa Hills trailer park here in Scotty's Junction, and also says I'm named after my great granpa who discovered this fine town we live in so I guess I'm sort of a prodigal son and will inherit a lot of neat stuff later on in life. I think thats cool.
Amargosa Hills is a neat place to live, there's always something going on around here. Basically the place is set up like this: you come in the main gate which we call "Main Street". Main Street runs from the first row of lots to the last row. We have four rows in all, each row is a street that branches off left and right from Main Street and each street has ten lots on each side of Main Street. So that means twenty lots per row and four rows so that's 80 lots total. We like to call the last row "degenerate row" because that's where all the weirdos live. I think mom purposely put them all back there so the rest of us wouldn't have to see too much of them.
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How does the Innernet figure into trailer park development?
Don't ask me, but ma said it might be a good idea if I start branching out a little. Besides since I may be inheriting this place later on I need to start learning a little about running it, so I turned to the innernet. Computers isnt that hard to figger out anyways, its not like you need a high school educashun for it but it might help sometimes. I do okay anyways. Anyways the first thing I'm gonna do when I get this park is rename it after one of my favorite Monopoly properties, Park Place 'cept I'll call it Scotty's Park Place. I don't like the Amargosa Hills name, it's named after a town called Amargosa Valley where they only have two things: cattle and whores and the only way you can tell em apart is one has four legs and the other smells.
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My current bike. It's a Harley... ...well it's Harley compatible, basicly engineered the same. Sort of, with harley-esc type styling and design concepts. People round here don't know the difference anyways
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My kool ass motorcycle
I really like motorcycles too. I got my first one in high skool, it was an old Honda CB350 and I thought it was the coolest thing in the world. All the lil kids thought I was cool too so that helped me with the chics later. I was also the first person in my park to have a bike, and when I got mine later on other people started buying some too. You can see them in a nother page here on my web sight.
Since I got me a bigger bike now (it's 800cc V-twin that makes a neater noise and feels more comfortable on the freeway than my old bike, although my old bike looked a little newer than this one), I like to go to the big rally in a place called Laughlin. They hold a big rally there, it's a little far but a lot of fun getting there. Its even more fun once your there because there's lots of neat bikes and bike stuff to look at and concerts and other cool things to do too. I bring back a T-shirt every year and a patch that my mom sows on to my jacket.
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